The Ultimate Prank: Upper Decker With Fake Poop (Upper Decker Toilet Prank)

 Why Use Fake Poop for an Upper Decker

fake poopIf the idea of doing a number 2 in the tank of a toilet is not sitting well with you, but you love and appreciate a good prank, consider the fake poop  (FP) upper decker option.  This simple option allows all the shock of an upper decker without the associated clean-up.  Another plus is that you will want to hang around and take the credit; no worries about an over-reacting angry homeowner.  In many ways, this option is far superior to actually shitting in a toilet.  Also, if you’re a girl (calling you a lady would be a little presumptuous!), you can pull off this prank without losing too much face.  I mean, if you’re a chick taking an upper decker, well, I’m not sure what to think about that.

Where Do You Find Fake Poop?

Of course, this will take some planning, because you will need some FP.  Surprisingly enough this is not too difficult to find.  You can try to find a novelty shop locally, and here at upperdeckerpics.com we do fully support local businesses when ever we can.  We live in a consumer age, and there are a variety of sizes and colors to choose from, and also different animal varieties (human, dog, etc). With Amazon Prime, you can have this shipped to you in 2 days for free so it is a no brainer.  Don’t stress about your selection or worry too much about the authenticity.  After all, I’m sure there have been some number 2’s that have come out of you that no one would have believed!

I have fake poop – Now What?

fake poopOnce you procure your FP you need to do a test to make sure that it sinks.  Any vessel of water works for this test – a bowl of water, a glass of water, a decanter of wine, or a sink of water.  I would not recommend trying the sinker floater test in any hot beverage, especially hot chocolate or coffee.  Don’t ask how I know.  If you really want to be authentic I suggest trying it in your own toilet tank.  It will give you the proper perspective, and allow you to experiment with placement for the eventual prank.  If your FP is a floater, you will need to weigh it down.  You can easily accomplish this with a small rock  and a little glue.  Another great option if you’re a fisherman (or fisherwoman), is fishing weights.  You can thread a few inches of fishing line (Fluorocarbon variety with a 6# or greater rating is recommended) through the FP and attach the weights.  It is a nice touch if you make the FP really heavy for some unsuspecting toilet cleaner to find later.

 

Peanuts for an upper decker
Peanuts for an upper decker

A mixture of sinker and floaters is another option.  This adds another layer of authenticity and complexity, and it’s well worth the effort.  If you’re taking these steps, consider taking along a dozen kernels of canned sweet yellow corn and a dozen boiled peanuts.  I think you know what these are for and they do really make a difference.  Roasted peanuts are alright also since most people may not have boiled peanuts handy.

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