Why Use Fake Poop for an Upper Decker
If the idea of doing a number 2 in the tank of a toilet is not sitting well with you, but you love and appreciate a good prank, consider the fake poop (FP) upper decker option. This simple option allows all the shock of an upper decker without the associated clean-up. Another plus is that you will want to hang around and take the credit; no worries about an over-reacting angry homeowner. In many ways, this option is far superior to actually shitting in a toilet. Also, if you’re a girl (calling you a lady would be a little presumptuous!), you can pull off this prank without losing too much face. I mean, if you’re a chick taking an upper decker, well, I’m not sure what to think about that.
Where Do You Find Fake Poop?
I have fake poop – Now What?
Once you procure your FP you need to do a test to make sure that it sinks. Any vessel of water works for this test – a bowl of water, a glass of water, a decanter of wine, or a sink of water. I would not recommend trying the sinker floater test in any hot beverage, especially hot chocolate or coffee. Don’t ask how I know. If you really want to be authentic I suggest trying it in your own toilet tank. It will give you the proper perspective, and allow you to experiment with placement for the eventual prank. If your FP is a floater, you will need to weigh it down. You can easily accomplish this with a small rock and a little glue. Another great option if you’re a fisherman (or fisherwoman), is fishing weights. You can thread a few inches of fishing line (Fluorocarbon variety with a 6# or greater rating is recommended) through the FP and attach the weights. It is a nice touch if you make the FP really heavy for some unsuspecting toilet cleaner to find later.
A mixture of sinker and floaters is another option. This adds another layer of authenticity and complexity, and it’s well worth the effort. If you’re taking these steps, consider taking along a dozen kernels of canned sweet yellow corn and a dozen boiled peanuts. I think you know what these are for and they do really make a difference. Roasted peanuts are alright also since most people may not have boiled peanuts handy.
How do I Upper Decker with Fake Poop?
You’ve tested your FP and now you are ready! Choose your target carefully, and place the FP in the back of the toilet tank. Now you need to temporarily disable the flushing mechanism to ensure that the next user will need to look in the back of the tank. If it is a standard ball and chain system, disconnect the chain. Another option is to disrupt the seal so that the toilet is constantly running. Use your discretion, but remember the whole point of doing a FP upper decker is not to cause any damage. For added effect, you can also purchase fart spray, or use the homemade stuff (from your own butthole) if you had a beany dinner, so that there is no doubt that something went down recently in that bathroom.
Leave the bathroom, but stay nearby so you can see the reaction of the discoverer and also be there to take the credit and adulation from all your friends. Take some pictures of the reaction! Take a video when the next person in the bathroom exclaims that someone has been victimized!
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